Alien Interview?

[indianatone]

What do you think, all? The link and video speak for themselves.

Your thoughts? Fake? Too puppety? Possibly real? A majorly elaborate hoax?

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Interview Room at Area 51

[pitfallharry]

I think I may have seen this before somewhere else a long time ago. Maybe it was shown on one of those Alien/UFO TV specials or something.

I believe that it's possible life exists outside of our solar system. I also think it's not to far of a stretch to think that they've found us. It's not like we as race have been very low-key about being here. We've got our radio and TV signals bouncing through space. We've sent out deep space satellites with messages attached that basically say "Hey, were here....come on over".....without even thinking of the consequences. Yeah, what are the odds they'd be hostile.


It's easy to point out everything that's cliched and wrong with the video. First you've got the "voice" of the narrator being altered so the person can keep his anonymity and not be killed for spilling the beans on the "big" cover-up. Then you've got the Alien shrouded in darkness with mainly just the upper torso and the head visible. How many times have each of us seen that in a movie before? Back maybe in the 70's or so I'd say this might be hard to pull off but in this day and age every kid interested in FX and film can produce one of these "videos" in his own home. Besides that....Why is every stinking video of an alien always in the dark? Can't they afford adequate lighting at Area 51? Let's see the whole thing. Make it get up and walk around........make it perform "Putting on the Ritz" with Gene Wilder and the late Peter Boyle for crying out loud!

On the other hand maybe it's the real deal. Would any of us know a real video if we saw one? How would we be able to tell with all of the FX tricks out there that people are now capable of? Unless an alien walks out and gives a live press conference how can anyone be certain what's real and what isn't anymore. Cynics will automatically pick apart a video like this the same way I did....without even considering that maybe the biggest secret on the planet is being paraded around right in front of our faces and the people in charge of these things are laughing their butts off. "Yeah, another tape got out...." "Oh, well.......it's not like any rational person is going to believe it"

Maybe all of these things....ghosts, UFO's , Bigfoot and any other "supernatural" thing you can think of all come from one place....some inner dimension....Maybe Cleveland!

The religious explanation would be that it's the devil doing all of this. In one way or another the very existence of these things muddles with the man's belief in God. It takes away the focus on him and places it on something that's not natural. I don't know how many times I've read theories that the human race is nothing more than one big experiment and that were more or less a bunch of ants living on an ant farm......just waiting for that big mean kid to come by with his giant magnifying glass and fry us all. Bigfoot on the other hand is the missing link that proves beyond a doubt man evolved from primates. How can ghosts exist if their human souls......Shouldn't the departed either have gone to heaven or hell? Why are they hanging around here messing with Realtors jobs? Do you know how hard it is to sell a haunted house? Unless you happen to get lucky and sell to a satanic rock band.....it's pretty damn hard! "Oh, yeah.....don't mind the up stairs toilet." "It only cusses at you every other Thursday!

Oh, Hell......what was my point?! Oh, yeah....I give the video a 50/50 rating. It's possible were looking at one cool ass puppet or some real living creature I have no interest in meeting. I'm not interested in having my mind probed by something like that........Maybe with breast implants and a case of beer......Nah, make it two cases.

Next week on "Pitfall at the Movies" I'll be reviewing "Government Cheese" One mans struggle to record a piece of cheese take two hours to move two inches across his dinning room table.......sounds riveting!