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Post by Marc on Aug 4, 2007 17:01:32 GMT -5
I love it, when Lisa once asked, why a teacher had never inspired a kid like a baseball game, and Homer turns around and sais: It DID happen... In CRAZYLAND!!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2007 18:36:03 GMT -5
# 6 "Oh Marge, I'm so glad you're back. She made me spend time with the kids. And not just TV time. Talking time! Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Aug 5, 2007 21:26:21 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
-GCR
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2007 17:20:06 GMT -5
# 7 " Oh Homey. I allways knew you would make it, no matter what that pushy casket salesman said." Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2007 10:57:09 GMT -5
#8 "Americano! What the hell could that mean?" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Aug 7, 2007 12:32:01 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Not only is the quote funny...so is the little animated Homer eatin' the sandwich... ;D -GCR
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Post by Marc on Aug 7, 2007 14:57:17 GMT -5
"I thought we were supposed to take erotic pictures - why make them down here in the basement, where it's dark???" "Light is not your friend Mr. Simpson!"
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Marc
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Post by GCR on Aug 7, 2007 15:02:02 GMT -5
"I thought we were supposed to take erotic pictures - why make them down here in the basement, where it's dark???" "Light is not your friend Mr. Simpson!" Regards, Marc ;D ;D ;D
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Post by pitfallharry on Aug 7, 2007 18:28:34 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2007 12:12:10 GMT -5
#9 "No, The ARMY said I was too fat. The POLICE said I was too dumb" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Aug 8, 2007 13:32:37 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Two of my favorites have to be:
After Marge accuses him of being the "Beer Baron", Homer replies:
"I'm not going to lie to you, Marge.... Well, see ya later!"
And in a more recent episode, when Homer buys an RV with the family savings and gets into a fight with Marge.
At Marge:
"I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!"
;D
-GCR
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Post by Marc on Aug 9, 2007 4:53:00 GMT -5
...which reminds me of this one:
Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen!"
Or one of my favorites:
Look at THIS country (pointing at Uruguay): YOU-ARE-GAY!
Regards,
Marc
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Post by Railok on Aug 9, 2007 6:36:40 GMT -5
Look at THIS country (pointing at Uruguay): YOU-ARE-GAY! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I always use that one!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2007 10:07:22 GMT -5
Hey guys, I'm happy to see you chime in with some of your favorites too #10 "You read a book all the way through! WHY?" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2007 12:21:06 GMT -5
Here is a BONUS Quote. ;D #11 "Lisa, when you have taken as many blows to the head as I have, you'll......something.......something......I love you Marge."
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Post by GCR on Aug 9, 2007 12:46:33 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2007 8:15:27 GMT -5
#12 "They used to send me Grandfather down into the mines to make sure it was safe for the Canaries" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Aug 10, 2007 10:23:56 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2007 9:27:53 GMT -5
#13 "Marge, where do we keep the socks that don't smell like feet?" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2007 16:01:06 GMT -5
BONUS QUOTE ;D #14 "Well, I just talked to the Sheriff in Shelbyville and he hasn't seen our kids. But if they turn up in the Morgue he'll fax us."Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2007 10:09:00 GMT -5
#15 "When fishing for Trout, nothing beats the German Light Infantry" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Aug 12, 2007 10:48:36 GMT -5
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Post by indianadirk on Aug 12, 2007 11:28:55 GMT -5
HomerFamily trip with the family bartender. What could be better?
Marge HOMER ! don't drink and drive !!
Homer fine ... I'll drive between zips
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Post by Marc on Aug 12, 2007 12:58:00 GMT -5
Kent, some wierdoes try to prove everything with statistics, but that just ain't possible... 14% of the people are aware of that
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Marc
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2007 11:29:42 GMT -5
#16 "Hello ? Is this ...uh GBM? Uh...yeah, I read in the personals that you were seeking a soul mate. Well I also like rainy days and movies. Uh.. huh....No I don't like that......or... that. No it's not that I'm affraid, I'm gonna hang up byebye." CLICK. Cheers, G-MANN
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