Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2007 17:30:55 GMT -5
#1 "Marge in a gang ! What are you going to do, shoot me with a frosting gun. Seriously, I would like that."
#2 "Marge. Kids. I just met my new daddy. His name is Mason Fairbanks, he has a knife just for cheese and he talks he talks just like this."
Michael Yorks voice...."Homer, please do that in the Loo"
# 3 " Now my pants are two kinds of wet"
# 4 "Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long. Eat shrimp and die!"
# 5 "Grandpa, suicide is a sin. God wants us to die of old age. After years of pain and limited mobility."
# 6 "Oh Marge, I'm so glad you're back. She made me spend time with the kids. And not just TV time. Talking time!
# 7 " Oh Homey. I allways knew you would make it, no matter what that pushy casket salesman said."
#8 "Americano! What the hell could that mean?"
#9 "No, The ARMY said I was too fat. The POLICE said I was too dumb"
#10 "You read a book all the way through! WHY?"
#11 "Lisa, when you have taken as many blows to the head as I have, you'll......something.......something......I love you Marge."
#12 "They used to send me Grandfather down into the mines to make sure it was safe for the Canaries"
#13 "Marge, where do we keep the socks that don't smell like feet?"
#14 "Well, I just talked to the Sheriff in Shelbyville and he hasn't seen our kids. But if they turn up in the Morgue he'll fax us."
#15 "When fishing for Trout, nothing beats the German Light Infantry"
#16 "Hello ? Is this ...uh GBM? Uh...yeah, I read in the personals that you were seeking a soul mate. Well I also like rainy days and movies. Uh.. huh....No I don't like that......or... that. No it's not that I'm affraid, I'm gonna hang up byebye." CLICK.
#17 "My staff keeps complaining about all the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff."
#18 " Listen Spielbergo! Oscar Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners and we both made shells for the Nazis'. Only Mine worked!"
#19 Children. If you don't learn Roman Numerals you'll never know when movies were copywrited"
Later that Day
#20 "Roman Numerals ?! They never even tried to teach us that in School !"
#21 "Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear Hell. I have been to Kamp Krusty"
#22 " Elections! What again? This stupid country."
#23 "OK. Here's what I'll do. I'll send Bart the money to fly home and then I will Murder him."
#24 "Only two out of five fries should make it into your mouth. Once they hit the floor they have extra toppings"
#25 "I have NOT been brainwashed....Kill the girl...Kill the girl."
#26 "Well I'm sorry if you heard Disneyland but I distinctly said Military School."
#27 " Oh I get it. When I'm crushing and killing you, you don't like it but when I can save your lives, suddenly I'm Mister Popular"
#28 " Daddy, was Mommy a monkey, I can't remember?"
#29 "No! I said Duffman will do whatever you want. Please stop Hitting and kicking Duffman.
#30 " Dozens of people are gunned down in Springfield every day but until now none of them have been important."
#31 "That's my old Smith & Wesson. Be careful if your'e going to play with it cause it's loaded."
Homer talking to Bart as his car hangs precariously over a cliff with his life depening on Bart to keep his weight on the trunk.
#32 " "I'll shower you with love. Because this experience has taught me how precious you are. I'll kill you! I'll kill your whole family! Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that because we have a special friendship. I'm gonna double kill you! Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave, then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave. You sweet little Angel. Oh I'm gonna rip your head off and spit down your adorable little neck because I want to smash your little stupid head. Oh, but I love you we'll go on a fishing trip but first I'm gonna put you in a saw mill and put your little face out! That's what I'm gonna do!"
#33 " To Alcohol! The cause of....and solution to all of lifes problems."
#34 "English instructions ruined must use French ones. Le Grille! What the Hell is that?!"
#35 "I can't read porno by candle light, who am I Abe Lincoln!"
Homer's confession to a Catholic Priest.
#36 " OK Let's get started. I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and a cat kiss, I stole a bolted down TV from a Holiday Inn, I coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I've masturbated 8,000,000 times and have no plans to quit. WOOHOO ! I'm clean!"
#37 "I need to sleep through my wifes nagging, my eight babies crying and the howling voices of my dead ancestors"
Cheers,
G-MANN
#2 "Marge. Kids. I just met my new daddy. His name is Mason Fairbanks, he has a knife just for cheese and he talks he talks just like this."
Michael Yorks voice...."Homer, please do that in the Loo"
# 3 " Now my pants are two kinds of wet"
# 4 "Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for too long. Eat shrimp and die!"
# 5 "Grandpa, suicide is a sin. God wants us to die of old age. After years of pain and limited mobility."
# 6 "Oh Marge, I'm so glad you're back. She made me spend time with the kids. And not just TV time. Talking time!
# 7 " Oh Homey. I allways knew you would make it, no matter what that pushy casket salesman said."
#8 "Americano! What the hell could that mean?"
#9 "No, The ARMY said I was too fat. The POLICE said I was too dumb"
#10 "You read a book all the way through! WHY?"
#11 "Lisa, when you have taken as many blows to the head as I have, you'll......something.......something......I love you Marge."
#12 "They used to send me Grandfather down into the mines to make sure it was safe for the Canaries"
#13 "Marge, where do we keep the socks that don't smell like feet?"
#14 "Well, I just talked to the Sheriff in Shelbyville and he hasn't seen our kids. But if they turn up in the Morgue he'll fax us."
#15 "When fishing for Trout, nothing beats the German Light Infantry"
#16 "Hello ? Is this ...uh GBM? Uh...yeah, I read in the personals that you were seeking a soul mate. Well I also like rainy days and movies. Uh.. huh....No I don't like that......or... that. No it's not that I'm affraid, I'm gonna hang up byebye." CLICK.
#17 "My staff keeps complaining about all the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff."
#18 " Listen Spielbergo! Oscar Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners and we both made shells for the Nazis'. Only Mine worked!"
#19 Children. If you don't learn Roman Numerals you'll never know when movies were copywrited"
Later that Day
#20 "Roman Numerals ?! They never even tried to teach us that in School !"
#21 "Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear Hell. I have been to Kamp Krusty"
#22 " Elections! What again? This stupid country."
#23 "OK. Here's what I'll do. I'll send Bart the money to fly home and then I will Murder him."
#24 "Only two out of five fries should make it into your mouth. Once they hit the floor they have extra toppings"
#25 "I have NOT been brainwashed....Kill the girl...Kill the girl."
#26 "Well I'm sorry if you heard Disneyland but I distinctly said Military School."
#27 " Oh I get it. When I'm crushing and killing you, you don't like it but when I can save your lives, suddenly I'm Mister Popular"
#28 " Daddy, was Mommy a monkey, I can't remember?"
#29 "No! I said Duffman will do whatever you want. Please stop Hitting and kicking Duffman.
#30 " Dozens of people are gunned down in Springfield every day but until now none of them have been important."
#31 "That's my old Smith & Wesson. Be careful if your'e going to play with it cause it's loaded."
Homer talking to Bart as his car hangs precariously over a cliff with his life depening on Bart to keep his weight on the trunk.
#32 " "I'll shower you with love. Because this experience has taught me how precious you are. I'll kill you! I'll kill your whole family! Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that because we have a special friendship. I'm gonna double kill you! Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave, then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave. You sweet little Angel. Oh I'm gonna rip your head off and spit down your adorable little neck because I want to smash your little stupid head. Oh, but I love you we'll go on a fishing trip but first I'm gonna put you in a saw mill and put your little face out! That's what I'm gonna do!"
#33 " To Alcohol! The cause of....and solution to all of lifes problems."
#34 "English instructions ruined must use French ones. Le Grille! What the Hell is that?!"
#35 "I can't read porno by candle light, who am I Abe Lincoln!"
Homer's confession to a Catholic Priest.
#36 " OK Let's get started. I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and a cat kiss, I stole a bolted down TV from a Holiday Inn, I coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I've masturbated 8,000,000 times and have no plans to quit. WOOHOO ! I'm clean!"
#37 "I need to sleep through my wifes nagging, my eight babies crying and the howling voices of my dead ancestors"
Cheers,
G-MANN