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Post by Marc on Aug 26, 2007 8:42:09 GMT -5
"Homer, to leave under the sea, is ilousaray thinking. It's NOT gonna happen!" "Not with that attitude!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2007 12:37:00 GMT -5
#33 " To Alcohol! The cause of....and solution to all of lifes problems." Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Marc on Aug 28, 2007 9:57:41 GMT -5
;D Love that one John!
"Homer, do you really want to be angry at Grandpa for the rest of your life?" "OF COURSE not!!! Only for the rest of HIS life!"
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Post by Kaplan on Aug 28, 2007 12:13:23 GMT -5
"Duffman.....says a lot of things"
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Post by Kaplan on Aug 28, 2007 12:13:48 GMT -5
Mr.Burns: "Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!" Smithers:"You mean the revolver, sir?" Mr.Burns: ".......Precisely."
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Post by Ragingblues on Aug 28, 2007 13:57:42 GMT -5
The great thing about these quotes is that I can hear all the characters in my head saying the lines. ;D
Of course, I'm referring to the memory of the Simpson characters in my head, not all the other characters currently taking up residence in the space under the hat.... where my brain should be.
Ken
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Post by GCR on Aug 28, 2007 14:21:55 GMT -5
Of course, I'm referring to the memory of the Simpson characters in my head, not all the other characters currently taking up residence in the space under the hat.... where my brain should be. Ken Good to know I'm not the only one renting out space upstairs. ;D Another one of my favorites: Homer: "Scooby Doo can do-do, but Jimmy Carter is smarter." ;D -GCR
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 15:05:50 GMT -5
Good ones Gentlemen ;D ;D ;D ;D #34 "English instructions ruined must use French ones. Le Grille! What the Hell is that?!" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2007 18:19:59 GMT -5
#35 "I can't read porno by candle light, who am I Abe Lincoln!" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by bendingoak on Aug 28, 2007 21:49:43 GMT -5
#32 " To Alcohol! The cause of....and solution to all of lifes problems." Cheers, G-MANN You RAT BAS@#%D,
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Post by Marc on Aug 29, 2007 13:56:55 GMT -5
Who would have seen THAT comming ;D
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Post by bendingoak on Aug 29, 2007 18:10:09 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
oh John deserves that title.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2007 12:12:25 GMT -5
Homer's confession to a Catholic Priest. #36 " OK Let's get started. I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and a cat kiss, I stole a bolted down TV from a Holiday Inn, I coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I've masturbated 8,000,000 times and have no plans to quit. WOOHOO ! I'm clean!" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2007 9:41:17 GMT -5
#37 "I need to sleep through my wifes nagging, my eight babies crying and the howling voices of my dead ancestors"Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2007 11:10:23 GMT -5
#37 Careful, that coffee is hotter than a FoxNews weather skank."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2007 9:10:01 GMT -5
#38 "Sir, that's Homer Simpson. One of your Fork and Knife Operators from Sector 7G" #39 "Sir, that's Homer Simpson. One of your Carbon Blobs from Sector 7G" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2007 9:00:22 GMT -5
#40 "And now to do what I do best. Ruin things for everyone else" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Sept 4, 2007 9:03:49 GMT -5
#40 "And now to do what I do best. Ruin things for everyone else" Cheers, G-MANN ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That's one of my favorites! -GCR
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2007 12:10:39 GMT -5
Glad I could hit the nail on the head for you Griff ;D
Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Marc on Sept 4, 2007 15:09:29 GMT -5
Almost daily use of that one John!!! Guess why ;D Regards, Marc
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2007 10:31:29 GMT -5
#41 "I want to hear Glenn Miller's Orchestra and I want to see cops beatin' up hippies" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Sept 5, 2007 10:44:26 GMT -5
#41 "I want to hear Glenn Miller's Orchestra and I want to see cops beatin' up hippies" Cheers, G-MANN ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D One of my all-time favorites! Somehow I just know I'll utter those same words when I'm a crotchety old man! ;D -GCR
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2007 18:18:31 GMT -5
Homer's book report on CSI Miami #42 "Some guy got killed I think it was in Miami so CSI Miami invetigateded it. Then a family talked about how much they like Olive Garden . Then I fell asleep, when I woke up Letterman was talking to Alias" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2007 10:53:25 GMT -5
#43 "So you care to order before they roll you back into the ocean" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Ragingblues on Sept 6, 2007 11:00:26 GMT -5
These are all funny, but this one makes me laugh from a personal experience point of view. I had a friend years ago that took his family to do the "all you can eat" special at a local seafood restaurant. He ate so much that they actually came out and asked him to leave. They said he was eating up all of their food, and his entire family's bill would be free if he would just GO! ;D ;D ;D I know that's not exactly what's going on in this Simpson's scene you quoted, but for some reason it reminds me of that time. I can certainly see that happening to Homer. Ken
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