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Post by GCR on Aug 13, 2007 11:58:53 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Another one of my favorites, from one of the "Treehouse of Horror" episodes.
Homer - All work and no play makes Homer...something something...
Marge - Go crazy?
Homer - Don't mind if I do!!!
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-GCR
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2007 12:11:37 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
That's one of my favorites too Griff.
Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2007 9:31:12 GMT -5
#17 "My staff keeps complaining about all the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff." Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 9:17:15 GMT -5
#18 " Listen Spielbergo! Oscar Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners and we both made shells for the Nazis'. Only Mine worked!" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 10:04:10 GMT -5
Bonus Quotes, #19 Children. If you don't learn Roman Numerals you'll never know when movies were copywrited" Later that Day #20 "Roman Numerals ?! They never even tried to teach us that in School !" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2007 22:23:27 GMT -5
#21 "Dear Mom and Dad, I no longer fear Hell. I have been to Kamp Krusty" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2007 13:37:06 GMT -5
#22 " Elections! What again? This stupid country."
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Post by GCR on Aug 16, 2007 14:35:45 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I just caught up on a few of these quotes... good stuff! -GCR
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2007 12:08:29 GMT -5
#23 "OK. Here's what I'll do. I'll send Bart the money to fly home and then I will Murder him." Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2007 12:54:58 GMT -5
#24 "Only two out of five fries should make it into your mouth. Once they hit the floor they have extra toppings" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 9:36:21 GMT -5
#25 "I have NOT been brainwashed....Kill the girl...Kill the girl." Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Marc on Aug 19, 2007 14:06:34 GMT -5
"Dad, what's the point of this story?" "I like stories"
"You've been safety inspector for two years now. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?" "Ummm... all of them?"
"Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weasiling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals... except the weasel"
Regards,
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2007 18:52:44 GMT -5
All good ones Marc. #26 "Well I'm sorry if you heard Disneyland but I distinctly said Military School." Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2007 22:42:50 GMT -5
#27 " Oh I get it. When I'm crushing and killing you, you don't like it but when I can save your lives, suddenly I'm Mister Popular" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by GCR on Aug 20, 2007 23:13:55 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
These have all got me crackin' up!
Another one of my favorites I remembered recently. After writing an angry letter to Mr. Burns, Homer has second thoughts and tries to get the letter back from the post office before it gets mailed out. He goes into the post office and pretends to be Mr. Burns in order to intercept the letter.
Homer:Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk:Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer:Ummm, I don't...know....
Another one of my favorites, also Post Office related (it might even have been the same episode, I honestly can't remember) is when Mr. Burns goes into the Post Office and insists that he needs to send a letter on the 4:30 Auto-gyro to the Prussian consulate in Siam. The clerk later replies that he looked through the manual and couldn't find Auto-gyro, Prussia OR Siam. ;D
-GCR
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2007 10:31:46 GMT -5
That one was just on here too Griff ;D ;D ;D #28 " Daddy, was Mommy a monkey, I can't remember?" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2007 16:45:33 GMT -5
#29 "No! I said Duffman will do whatever you want. Please stop Hitting and kicking Duffman. Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2007 21:58:14 GMT -5
#30 " Dozens of people are gunned down in Springfield every day but until now none of them have been important." Cheese, G-MANN Yes, I meant CHEESE ;D
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Post by GCR on Aug 22, 2007 22:01:30 GMT -5
Well, the quote was funny enough, but this had me laughing even harder: Cheese, G-MANN Yes, I meant CHEESE ;D ;D ;D ;D -GCR
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2007 22:08:43 GMT -5
Griff, If I can give you one good laugh, then my mission is accomplished. All this thread is for is an escape from reality and if you can't get a kick out of Homer. I don't know what it takes. ;D Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2007 12:00:21 GMT -5
#31 "That's my old Smith & Wesson. Be careful if your'e going to play with it cause it's loaded" Cheers, G-MANN
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Post by indianadirk on Aug 23, 2007 12:01:21 GMT -5
oooh ! yeah ! i remember that one the classic who shot mr Burns episode.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2007 11:00:36 GMT -5
Homer talking to Bart as his car hangs precariously over a cliff with his life depening on Bart to keep his weight on the trunk. #32 " "I'll shower you with love. Because this experience has taught me how precious you are. I'll kill you! I'll kill your whole family! Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that because we have a special friendship. I'm gonna double kill you! Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave, then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave. You sweet little Angel. Oh I'm gonna rip your head off and spit down your adorable little neck because I want to smash your little stupid head. Oh, but I love you we'll go on a fishing trip but first I'm gonna put you in a saw mill and put your little face out! That's what I'm gonna do!"
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Post by indianadirk on Aug 24, 2007 12:10:33 GMT -5
Homer talking to Bart as his car hangs precariously over a cliff with his life depening on Bart to keep his weight on the trunk. #31 " "I'll shower you with love. Because this experience has taught me how precious you are. I'll kill you! I'll kill your whole family! Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that because we have a special friendship. I'm gonna double kill you! Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave, then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave. You sweet little Angel. Oh I'm gonna rip your head off and spit down your adorable little neck because I want to smash your little stupid head. Oh, but I love you we'll go on a fishing trip but first I'm gonna put you in a saw mill and put your little face out! That's what I'm gonna do!" HEY ! that episode is on right now ! I laughed my arse off that ep is brilliant , also has the two kinds of wet gag !
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Post by GCR on Aug 24, 2007 12:19:41 GMT -5
Homer talking to Bart as his car hangs precariously over a cliff with his life depening on Bart to keep his weight on the trunk. #31 " "I'll shower you with love. Because this experience has taught me how precious you are. I'll kill you! I'll kill your whole family! Kidding, I'm kidding. We can do that because we have a special friendship. I'm gonna double kill you! Then I'm going to bury you in a shallow grave, then I'll dig you up and kill you again. That's the beauty of a shallow grave. You sweet little Angel. Oh I'm gonna rip your head off and spit down your adorable little neck because I want to smash your little stupid head. Oh, but I love you we'll go on a fishing trip but first I'm gonna put you in a saw mill and put your little face out! That's what I'm gonna do!" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D OK...this has got to be one of the funniest ones yet!!! I can totally see the entire scene playing out in my mind... Good stuff! -GCR
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